So!  It's been a while, but I've been busy.

La Squadra needed a doctor, and I've been taking the role.  Even though I'd rather be with nature, serving these scum faggots closet cases fine young men pays well.

The problem here is that we live next to this awful street full of those awful electric carriages cars, making the air horribly polluted.  It's disgusting!  Have they no respect?

....I'll move up to the mountains someday.

Well well well well well.

Versace und I have broken up, und you know vhat?  I don't regret a single thing.  I hope you enjoy sleeping vith your father, Versace, you absolute failure.  I put up with you bullshit für far too long.

I cannot even begin to describe how much better it is vithout you, Versace. 

You vill never be happy und I really don't care~.

Ciocolatta, sugar.  Last night was amazing.  Let's do it again sometime, mmm?


Let's just not let Versace find out.

Well well~.  Good sex must be genetic~.  That's quite a son you've made there, Dio~.

My my, it seems like summer is finally over.  It's starting to get a little chilly and I even noticed some of the tree's leaves changing to a warmer colour this morning... It's no problem for me, of course, I prefer cooler weather.

And Fugo, sugar.  You should come by the university some time, I'd like to have a word with you.

Giorno, sugar.

Do me a favor and stay away from Versace, alright?

[Left on Versace's doorstep, taped to his neatly folded and newly washed jacket]

Looks like the local college is in need of professors.  Me being qualified and in need of some extra spending money... well, the choice was obvious.

I'll be teaching vertebrate zoology, evolutionary biology, and an intro to archaeology.

This means, of course, you are to call me Professor Ferdinand.

And Versace... come help me organize my things.

Well, after a bit of a nasty fight at my house it seems this place is trashed beyond repair... Wes, sugar, you'll need to help me pack, we're going to have to find a new place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex

I think it's interesting that the exact same phenomenon can happen in males, though I've found it much rarer among my patients.

But it happens.

Well, it seems that Wes and I have broken up.  I really haven't been paying enough attention to him, but with my dedication to my patients, I think I'd be better off avoiding relationships.  I wish I could say it's not bothering me that much, but somehow it is... I suppose I'll be fine if given some time to think it over.

...And of course, I'll be seeing all my patients as usual~.

Lots of patients today...  things seem busy lately.  We're making progress, of course, but it seems like I never have a spare moment...

I feel strangely lonely, too, even though I have Wes and Guess to keep me company... maybe I should take a vacation soon.

Wes has moved in with me.  I enjoy the company... things can get a bit lonely when all you have is your patients and your dinosaurs~.  Luckily, there doesn't seem to be too much drama going on at the time... so I'll keep this entry brief~.

Things seem to be going very smoothly with my patients.  I can't think of a single one who isn't showing progress.  We're tackling problems of love, drug addiction, xenophobia, and a whole lot more...  I never thought I'd get so much business here~.

And to the rest of you, feel free to direct your questions to me.  Whatever it is, I'm sure I can help~.

-F. Ferdinand, Doctor of Psychology

Hello, everyone.  I'm Dr. Franz Ferdinand, but you can call me whatever you like~.  I'm the local fabulous psychologist, in case you haven't met me yet.  I'll be posting my daily exploits here.  It's a pleasure to meet you all.

((FUCK YES, DR. F.  YEAH, IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO HAVE A CHARACTER WHOSE PART I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY READ.  I DON'T SPEAK MOONLANGUAGE AND DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT. :D